Bridgekeeper: What is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. More Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail» Back to the Movie. Monty Python - "The Bridge of Death" Quote-A-Long - Duration: Monty Python 20, views. New · 3. Title: The Bridge of Death From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail King Arthur: Now, we are about to attempt to cross the Bridgekeeper: What is your name?. What makes you think she's a witch? He's got huge, sharp The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: THAT is why I am your king. I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked What else floats in water? Good luck, brave Sir Launcelot. To seek the Holy Grail. Get on with it! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! King of the who? By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. It is Arthur, King of the Britons. You don't vote for kings. It is I, Arthur, Son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. Share with your friends. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot.